Silly Willy

Silly Willy was so silly,

For he wed a girl named Milly.

He would prank everyone in town.

His laugh made such a raucous sound

All through the town that they called Philly.

On nights when it was awfully chilly

no coat was worn by Silly Willy.

He walked in sleep in his nightgown.

Silly Willy would be so silly.

He’s reading Tolkien and loves Fili

along with Fili’s brother Kili.

But he just heard that those dwarves drowned

now Silly Willy has a frown.

And for a clown whose moods are hilly,

Silly Willy won’t be Silly, will he?